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Oct 27 2013
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Oh the smell…….

I’ve had my windows open for days.

Today, I woke up to the smell of someone using their wood stove. The air was crisp and for a moment, before I opened my eyes, I thought I was home. It was wonderful until the dog chased the cat into the room, onto the bed, and over my head in a flurry of tails and claws. .

 

October is almost over, sigh. It’s my favorite month.

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OH and before I forget! DO NOT EAT THE MONOPOLY GUMMIE CANDY.

Just don’t do it.

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Yeah, that’s all I got. I’ve sort of forgotten what I came here to write about. …

Catriona

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Oct 24 2013
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There is a bad taste in there.

Yeah, in my mouth.

Bad, bad taste.

Apple Cider.

It’s my favorite, FAVORITE beverage of Autumn. If, IF it doesn’t taste like it was poured into your glass via someone’s unhealthy rectum.

(I keep hearing “Rectum? Damn near killed em!” playing in my head over and over, just fyi.)

This right here, this was terrible. I don’t even know how to explain just how awful this was.

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You know you like my glasses, BTW. I adore these, they’re my favorite.

I wish I lived in a state that I could get fresh, nonrectum tasting Apple cider. Sigh. Is that too much to ask?

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Today hasn’t been too eventful.

It’s nice and cool here, I was able to open the windows. My cats are over the moon.

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Annnnnd say hello to Pie. Pie will be in the oven tomorrow, to make, well you know, pie.

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That’s all I got people. I’m irritated and tired and all sorts of under caffeinated. I need to……….hold on my son is making a suggestion…………………Hahhah He says you should all see my necklace…..

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He gave it to me several years ago for Mother’s day. It’s a locket. It says “I love you mom” inside. 🙂

He’s so funny. Anyway, there you go. Bad apple cider, cats, and a child with good taste in jewelry.

Catriona

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Sep 29 2013
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My Dear followers…

I feel as though I may not have been very clear in my last post. So listen up my wonderful whack jobs.

About 95% of the time when I “like” something it’s cuzz, I like, really, really, like it.

However – there are some posts like say…about joining a merry band of naked, self proclaimed cult followers that I may have “liked” last week….My point in my last post was mostly directed at the one or two individuals that then contacted me – wanting me to join their naked cult-ness (seriously).

So really my point is I support you alllllll. I love all of your work and even the stuff I don’t agree with – I support your right to get all crazy and junk. I just don’t want to get naked with you (well actually…hmmm…..) and worship a pez dispenser, ok?

Kisses,

Catriona

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Sep 28 2013
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If you stole my phone.., My gift to you, My teapot kicks your teapot in the ass., Randumb, Support group needed, We need a mail order slut, Yo., You thought I was kidding.

Please claim your missing purple tentacles HERE.

Are you missing your purple tentacles? Because I have them.

I don’t know why I have them, or why you chose to leave them on the floor of my bedroom (creeper), but you did and so now I have them. I don’t want them. Please, please claim them. You have no idea how disturbing it is to have someone else’s tentacles just hangin’ around the house all willy nilly.

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Also, I hope that I don’t find your head lurking around…..I’ve spoken to my child and he assures me he has no idea who you are or why your tentacles would be bangin’ around my house.

Seriously, get your body parts outa my house.

Thanks,

Catriona

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Sep 21 2013
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I NEED AN STD!, If you stole my phone.., My gift to you, Randumb, Support group needed, Yo., You thought I was kidding.

It’s not what you think it’s about

Alllllllllllllright my minions, I won t be spewing about clowns today.

Instead, you get this.

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Why? Because I said so. That’s why. You take it, and you like it.

Catriona

 

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Jul 30 2013
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In my purse, My gift to you

Butt – Gloss

Yeah, I get my gloss from the butt of a blue owl. Don’t judge me.

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The first time I ever saw one of these was in a Pier 1. I remember being shocked; “Is the gloss in his BUTT?” I asked the cashier. She very quickly gave me a judgmental look and explained in a condescending tone that “she didn’t think so.”

Bitch lied.

My sister gave me one. If you want lip gloss – be prepared to be digging in his butt for it.

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That’s all I got, Butt-Gloss.

Catriona

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Jul 24 2013
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Drunk on Oreos and OJ, Emotions, My sadness is no weakness.

My Storm

I don’t have much to say these days.

But, I do have photos.

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“La tristesse durera toujours.” – Van Gogh

 

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Jul 15 2013
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Awards, In my purse

Big ol’ pink cup of tea

I have a habit of shoving things into my purse that don’t belong there.

hmmm. That sounds like I’m some sort of super klepto. Uh, let’s try that again.

When I find things around the house that I just don’t know what to do with.. or that I need to keep track of – I chuck them in my purse. My purse is the one thing, besides my child, that I always know the precise location of. Therefore I never misplace little things. You know what I mean – you find some little object THAT YOU NEED – but not right now – and then you stick it in that safe place so you wont lose it …annnd you never see it again. That doesn’t happen to me. What does happen to me – a purse full of weird, weird crap. Furby found his way in there once. Though I do suspect that was the doing of a devious small child. My purse in a scary place. You never know what you will be getting yourself into, goin’ in there.

Anyway. A while ago my son brought me two objects, at two different times, telling me that they needed to go into the bin of toys that we were selling. I couldn’t find the bin at the time. So into the purse they went. Until I reached in there yesterday to find my chapstick and pulled them out by mistake:

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Captain Hook apparently loves a big pink cup of tea, now and then.

I have a purse pirate. Thought I’d share.

I’m still working on the accepting Awards, fyi. The issue is – every time I accept one and pass it on.. I get another. lol. I have like 4 or 5 still I have to acknowledge. That takes time, yo.

That’s all I got.

Catriona

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Jun 05 2013
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Dump W-day

Yeah I’m dumpin’ don’t judge me.

I have some ridiculous crap that I am gonna dump allllll over you. …

Hold on to your panties, this is going to get interesting. .

I FRIGGEN LOVE THIS. HAHAHHAHA!! I love the MOFO’in BunnyRaptor!!!!  I LOVE THE BUNNYRAPTOR!

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This just makes me laugh…

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Ummmmmm……..hmmmmmmm…….I’m sorta upset I don’t get these kinda spiders in my house. ..

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WILL SOMEONE TELL ME, PLEASE, WHAT IN THE BLUE BLOODY HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!

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HAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!

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I will leave you with that.

Catriona

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May 07 2013
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Kiss my teapot

I got me a new teapot, yo. Why do you care? CUZZ YOU SHOULD. That is all.

Don’t have much here, people. I know, I know. I’m boring these days. I can’t help it. I’m getting old. hahah.

OH. There is something I was wanting to share with all of you:

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Google. What a funny thing.

I’m not even sure what I was researching…….It was a while ago….hmmmm what was it?! I can’t think of it right now. But I can tell you that it wasn’t one of  THOSE. I love that it tries to predict what you want – using the most frequent requests it receives. “I don’t know what size condom to buy” is one of the most often “I don’t know what,” requests?!!!?!! REALLY? hahahahahha!! That’s hysterical.

Gosh, I guess that’s all I got.

Oh, I have some photos to dump on you even tho it’s not Dump Sunday.

Here you go. Hang on to your panties!

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Alright, Catriona out.

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