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All the fur
I was asked to post the reason I’m broke. Em, I mean my animals. LOL
Leopold Humphries & Lilith
Annnnnd this is Atlas & Randall Memphis Raines
Off to work I go. Don’t get too jelly. They are amazing.
**Note for Char** – E-mail me. I have been trying to get ahold of you, but not about your extended warrantee. I swear. I miss you!
Catriona
XOXOXOX
Lint Licker
Yesterday morning started like this. Sitting on my back porch watching my dog do dog things.
Then, I had this overwhelming feeling that I needed to get the dryer vents cleaning. Randomly bonkers, I know. So. I called and someone came within 2 hours. He got down off the roof with a look on his face. My dryer vent was 100% blocked. That’s a fire, my friends. I really hot one, lol. Sigh. He said it looked like it hadn’t been cleaned in 20 years. Ugh.
Why can’t I have these feelings about things that will make me money? LOL.
Today I’m taking care of the lawn. I’m about to go get the garden weapons and beat up the hedges.
I will leave you with this sign that we saw on the way to the dentist this week:
What’s this remind you of? LOLOL.
Catriona
XOXOXOX
Fungus gnats, runny eyeballs, & Salad for breakfast
Fungus gnats are the worst. I want to burn my whole house down and start over. Is that an option? I’ve treated evvvery plant I own. I don’t want to admit how many that is.
The funny part about the kittens I adopted what the rescue named the male: Leopold. Who the hell even thinks of such a name these days? Me. Me, that’s who. I do. That’s a name I would have chosen, lol. I didn’t know his name when I told the rescue I wanted him. When she handed me the paperwork, I laughed so hard. Welp, that was meant to be. I would have named him Mr. Humphries, so Leopold tracks. Don’t look at me like that. At least I didn’t name him Wilberforce.
Mr. Leopold Humphries is at the vet with my better half because the whole adoption process was sketchy as hell, and they are smaller than I think they should be. I wanted them checked out as soon as possible. Plus, Leopold’s eye looks irritated. Do you hear that sound? It’s real loud. It’s the sound of me hemorrhaging money. I don’t even want to talk about the HUGE kitten cage I am waiting on and how much that cost. Totally not sorry. These kittens are wayyyyyy younger than the rescue told me. They are so tiny. So, so tiny. I have dogs, these kittens need to be protected until they can protect themselves when I am not home. (Annnnnd it was just confirmed from the vet that they are so much younger than I was told. WTF people. Eh, just more justification of the crazy amount of money I spend on a catio lololol).
I guess I should thank the Universe. It gave me what I wanted for the first time in a while. I wonder if that means the coming year is going to be better than the last 5. lol. One can hope, right?
I made salad for breakfast because I couldn’t decide what I wanted, so of course that meant salad. I need to go shopping, ugh. There’s that sound again.
Rando blurry photo of my coffee cup. Isn’t it pretty?
But the real beauty is the coaster:
I guess I should get ready for work. Ugh, pants. I hate pants.
Catriona
XOXOXOX
Everything is Fine
Trigger Warning Made in a facility that processes death.
I lost my Mom, my cat, and my dog within 5 months. All three of them had been with me for decades. Don’t look at me like that. I’ve been alive longer than I had my mom. When my cat died (her sister having died about a year prior) I decided that I didn’t want another cat unless it was a Maine Coon. Since I am cheap, I knew damn well that wasn’t happening anytime soon. They are thousands.
A few days ago, in the pet store for dog treats, I looked up and saw a Maine Coon looking Kitten. When I got closer it was exactly what I wanted. He looked mixed but was huge for his age. His sister was also available, she was tiny. Of course, better half fell in love with the tiny one. I immediately wanted the male. I followed the directions posted: go to the website, fill out application on the cat you want, bla bla. He wasn’t listed. So, I sent a text to the organization just asking if he was available and just thought: Well, I will leave it up to the Universe.
Well, the Universe had plans for sure. I was interested in one kitten. But, within the hour of making contact with the rescue, I was headed home with two. I fuckkkkkked up. Fuck me running.
Send help. LOL.
Catriona
XOXOXO
Be Kind
One of the things I received for my birthday this year was this amazing necklace that makes me laugh every time I think about it.
Catriona
XOXOXOX
Good Morning
It’s 5pm and I am only now just starting my day. Working night shift …..hold on, I have to fix my dog’s beloved treat windmill………….Sorry. LMAO.
Working night shift is rough but I’m not sure I could go back to days. Or even 8 hour days. How do you guys do that? ughhhh.
Some of my coworkers bought me the most beautiful birthday cake. Annnnnnd I’m eating it for breakfast.
I should be doing school work, butttttttt I’m not. LOL.
Catriona
XOXOXOX
Was it something I said?
Browsing through blogs here, when I find a new one/first post, I usually comment “Welcome!”.
I did that yesterday on a rando as I was reading blogs. The person replied asking how I found their site, and then promptly deleted their blog. What the what? Mkay sketchball. LOL
I wasn’t even being creepy, this time! I was just being nice, commmmmme backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!
Bahahhaha what the hell, people.
Catriona
XOXOXOX
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