Yeah, I get my gloss from the butt of a blue owl. Don’t judge me.
The first time I ever saw one of these was in a Pier 1. I remember being shocked; “Is the gloss in his BUTT?” I asked the cashier. She very quickly gave me a judgmental look and explained in a condescending tone that “she didn’t think so.”
Bitch lied.
My sister gave me one. If you want lip gloss – be prepared to be digging in his butt for it.
That’s all I got, Butt-Gloss.
Catriona
Girl! You IS so craaaaazzzzzyyyyy! LOL! Hey if anybody gives you a bad time over this, just offer to give them a courtesy rectal exam with your foot.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good thinking!
LMFAO
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