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Sep 29 2013

Everyone needs a blowup Doll!, GIVE ME AN STD!, I NEED AN STD!, If you stole my phone.., My gift to you, My teapot kicks your teapot in the ass., Randumb, Support group needed, THIS.IS.SERIOUS., We need a mail order slut, Yo.

My Dear followers…

I feel as though I may not have been very clear in my last post. So listen up my wonderful whack jobs.

About 95% of the time when I “like” something it’s cuzz, I like, really, really, like it.

However – there are some posts like say…about joining a merry band of naked, self proclaimed cult followers that I may have “liked” last week….My point in my last post was mostly directed at the one or two individuals that then contacted me – wanting me to join their naked cult-ness (seriously).

So really my point is I support you alllllll. I love all of your work and even the stuff I don’t agree with – I support your right to get all crazy and junk. I just don’t want to get naked with you (well actually…hmmm…..) and worship a pez dispenser, ok?

Kisses,

Catriona

Tagged blogging, catriona, crazy, cult, entertainment, gifts, humor, I love you all, internet, love, naked, naked culties, opinion, photography, screen shot, technology, whack jobs I happen to love

Sep 28 2013

14 Comments

If you stole my phone.., My gift to you, My teapot kicks your teapot in the ass., Randumb, Support group needed, We need a mail order slut, Yo., You thought I was kidding.

Please claim your missing purple tentacles HERE.

Are you missing your purple tentacles? Because I have them.

I don’t know why I have them, or why you chose to leave them on the floor of my bedroom (creeper), but you did and so now I have them. I don’t want them. Please, please claim them. You have no idea how disturbing it is to have someone else’s tentacles just hangin’ around the house all willy nilly.

Also, I hope that I don’t find your head lurking around…..I’ve spoken to my child and he assures me he has no idea who you are or why your tentacles would be bangin’ around my house.

Seriously, get your body parts outa my house.

Thanks,

Catriona

Tagged blogging, catriona, crazy, entertainment, humor, internet, missing, photography, purple, tentacles, twitter, WTF

Sep 23 2013

9 Comments

Everyone needs a blowup Doll!, I NEED AN STD!, My teapot kicks your teapot in the ass., Support group needed, Warning: was made in a facility that uses clowns, We need a mail order slut, Yo., You thought I was kidding.

What day is it? Warning: May contain traces of clown.

Whoooooa it’s Monday. Gack.

Just stop it Monday, just. STOP.IT.

Have you guys checked out the new footage of the Northampton Clown? It’s creepy as hell, even for me. I love it. Hahah I wanna hug that clown. Here clownyyyyyy Clownyyy clooownnnnyyy…..

Spent the Morning stalking some of my favorite people. Gosh you people lift my spirits. If you’ve liked my FB page…you will notice it’s gone. I’ve killed it off. Instead, if you wish, you can add me. It’s just so much easier for everyone involved (read: I’m lazy and sorta wanna stalk you).

Just so we are all on the same page: I’m eating rye toast and thoroughly enjoying it. Naked. Ok not naked. But, still, YUM. Support Group Needed?

Alright I’ll post more later. I need to go play in my garden (no, that’s not code, perverts).

Catriona

Tagged add me bitches, blogging, catriona, Clowns, crazy, Creepy clown footage, entertainment, FB, humor, I'm gonna stalk you, internet, Monday, social-media, STOP IT MONDAY!, toast, Yum

Sep 21 2013

6 Comments

I NEED AN STD!, If you stole my phone.., My gift to you, Randumb, Support group needed, Yo., You thought I was kidding.

It’s not what you think it’s about

Alllllllllllllright my minions, I won t be spewing about clowns today.

Instead, you get this.

Why? Because I said so. That’s why. You take it, and you like it.

Catriona

Tagged becuase I said so, catriona, Clowns, crazy, entertainment, humor, internet, minions, photography, sand, slug, slugs, social-media

Sep 18 2013

13 Comments

My gift to you, My teapot kicks your teapot in the ass., Randumb, Support group needed, Warning: was made in a facility that uses clowns, We need a mail order slut, Yo., You thought I was kidding.

I heart me some clowns. HARD.

Don’t judge me. Jerks.

I’ve always loved clowns. And masks for that matter; but that’s a whole separate subject (obsession?). When I was a child my room was filled with clowns of all types. From creepy to adorable, I had a room full of terror for those with a phobia – which I never understood (tho I really don’t understand phobias like should anyway, I suspect. I have none and don’t get it). I remember some of my friends screamed and ran from my room upon first visit. So worth it. hah. Ahhhhhhh Childhood.

Annnny way, if you follow my twitter of facebook you’d know I’m so completely enthralled by the UK clown. The Northampton clown has so many people’s nickers in a bunch that I almost can’t take it. Flippin’ hilarious. Oh and NOW there’s a “Clown catcher” dressed as a super hero. He goes out at night in hopes of catching the clown. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! Some times the universe comes thru for me entertainment wise; I could just hug it for this tremendous gift. ahahahahaha.

Twitter is blowing up with reactions – both good and bad. I’ve been so busy watching the action I haven’t done a damn thing that could be considered productive. Look it up on twitter, I dare you: #Northhamptonclown. You will be amused. Or scared to death. One of those.

Sorry for the poorly written post -I’ve gotta get back to the clown watch. stat.

Catriona

Tagged blogging, comedy, community, crazy, Emotions, FB, gonna pee my pants with amusment, humor, internet, media, opinion, poorly written posts, scared to death, social-media, terrified, twitter

Jul 30 2013

4 Comments

In my purse, My gift to you

Butt – Gloss

Yeah, I get my gloss from the butt of a blue owl. Don’t judge me.

The first time I ever saw one of these was in a Pier 1. I remember being shocked; “Is the gloss in his BUTT?” I asked the cashier. She very quickly gave me a judgmental look and explained in a condescending tone that “she didn’t think so.”

Bitch lied.

My sister gave me one. If you want lip gloss – be prepared to be digging in his butt for it.

That’s all I got, Butt-Gloss.

Catriona

Tagged beauty, bitch lied, blogging, Butt-Gloss, Buttgloss, crazy, entertainment, gifts, humor, lip gloss, photography, pier 1

Jun 07 2013

11 Comments

Everyone needs a blowup Doll!, GIVE ME AN STD!, I NEED AN STD!, Randumb, We need a mail order slut

HEY, Can’t you see I’m drooling here?!

Yeah, Hi. Good Morning.

I despise morning. Who ever invented mornings should be taken out back and shot. In the knee caps. Then, tied to an angry cow. Yeah, I said it. You know you were thinking it. Anrgry.Mother.Fuckin’.Cow.

Have you ever had one of those mornings where you sit in the other room listening to what you strongly HOPE is the coffee dripping into the cup, and not the floor, and wonder…..am I going to have to lick my coffee from the floor, agian… damn…… At home, I don’t have this issue because I use a coffee press not a mofoin’ one cup Keurig thingie. Evil Keurig. FUCK YOU KEURIG.

I’m getting old. I think I will pick up knitting. I think my first attempt at knitting will be a Penis Sock. Xmas is just around the corner and since a lot of people I love happen to own a penis – I need to get going. The problem here is how does one go about deciding the size of the sock needed?……yeah, think about that one for a min.

Alright, I am off….heh….

Catriona