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Catriona
XOXOXO
Rando test
I need to test something so this is a tesssssst
I’m blowing balloons with my nose
No. No, I’m absolutely not kidding. I wish I was. I would love to be annnnnywhere other than standing in my bathroom watching myself blow up a balloon with my nose. LOL. I just, I just can’t. My life man.
I have an issue with my eardrum. It’s not moving with sound like it should. I’ve done extensive PT on it. It’s not working. The next step would be a procedure I don’t want. As a last resort I found Otovent. I’m telling you when I found this I for real thought someone was pranking me. It’s a balloon attached to a nose piece that you blow up with your nose in hopes of regulating the pressure in your Eustachian tube. No, I’m not fucking kidding. Stop looking at me like that, I didn’t make it. I’ve had so many issues with my ears. Actually it’s just the left one, he’s an asshole. It started with a weird balance thing and a blocked ear. When the doctor told me what it was my ear was so blocked I thought she said “You have a space station issue”. I almost fell over, I have a what now? Ma’am my space station is just fine. How dare you.
So, three times a day I stand in my bathroom and blow this damn thing up with my nose while my better half yells: “Booger Balloon!” from the other room. Kill me. I shit you not. Every time.
Apparently the issue I have is also called “Glue Ear”. Really? Could we get any more ridiculous? Why? The fucking mental that accompanies that. LOL.
So, there you have it. I am blowing booger balloons for medical reasons. What are you doing?
Catriona
XOXOXOX
Hurricanes & crusty kittens
We were thankfully mostly out of the path of this last hurricane. My brother and sister both live in one of the Carolinas. Just like my house, each of theirs was just out of the way. I couldn’t believe all three of us came out ok with all the destruction that went down. So much heart break.
My mini plagues are coming along. Crusty. Little. Sharp. Plagues.
You can’t tell how big this guy is here, but my stars. He is going to be massive. He’s only a few months old and his legs and paws are HUGE.
I guess I should go back to studying. Just wanted to reach out to let you all know I was thinking of you. Hope you all found yourselves safe from all the things. All of them.
Catriona
XOXOXOX
Fungus. All. The. Fungus.
These kittens are killing me. About a week into bringing them home, I discovered they had ringworm. UGHHHH. About two weeks in Leopold’s runny eye he came with turned into an infection and spread to Lilith. Fast forward to this week the topical ringworm treatment is not working so we had to go to oral. That alone was 80 bucks. ughhhh. I think we are somewhere around $400.00-$500.00 now? Between testing, skin scraping, exams and meds? Yeah, around there. My gods.
I’m still paying off my mom’s living and dying expenses. WTF lol. Sigh.
I’m going to have to start knitting penis socks to sell, or something. I’ve even created a Buy Me a Coffee account because I’m hemorrhaging money. LMFAO. So, if I’ve ever made you laugh, cry or angry you can buy me a coffee HERE to help me pay for these damn plague kittens (or just bring me a real coffee).
I’ve got to go give them their meds before I go to work, ughhhhhhhhhh.
Catriona
XOXOXOX
All the fur
I was asked to post the reason I’m broke. Em, I mean my animals. LOL
Leopold Humphries & Lilith
Annnnnd this is Atlas & Randall Memphis Raines
Off to work I go. Don’t get too jelly. They are amazing.
**Note for Char** – E-mail me. I have been trying to get ahold of you, but not about your extended warrantee. I swear. I miss you!
Catriona
XOXOXOX
Lint Licker
Yesterday morning started like this. Sitting on my back porch watching my dog do dog things.
Then, I had this overwhelming feeling that I needed to get the dryer vents cleaning. Randomly bonkers, I know. So. I called and someone came within 2 hours. He got down off the roof with a look on his face. My dryer vent was 100% blocked. That’s a fire, my friends. I really hot one, lol. Sigh. He said it looked like it hadn’t been cleaned in 20 years. Ugh.
Why can’t I have these feelings about things that will make me money? LOL.
Today I’m taking care of the lawn. I’m about to go get the garden weapons and beat up the hedges.
I will leave you with this sign that we saw on the way to the dentist this week:
What’s this remind you of? LOLOL.
Catriona
XOXOXOX