I’m batshit crazy and I’m totally ok with it. I have a kid that is out of this world with awesome and a better half that rocks my socks. We have two cats that we take orders from, and a dog that loves everyone not riding a lawn mower, or operating a weedwacker. We aren’t normal, and that is normal. Oh, and I shit rainbows and glitter. Also, I love Penis Socks.
OH, and I really, REALLY want an STD, Bad.
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Do you have to eat skittles and crushed glass to get the rainbow and glitter results? 🙂
Damnit, I knew there was a better way of doin’ it!
lol. 🙂
Thanks for the like. BTW, I side with your dog on the two items mentioned…
Haha. I’ll tell her you said that.
I almost made a puddle on the floor reading this 🙂
That’s what I’m here for. Makin’ people pee since 1982. 🙂
Thanks for checking out my blog…and making me laugh out loud.
You.Are.Welcome.
::now where did I stick that glitter?..OH YEAH!…..::
While spending a year sitting in Boston traffic two times every day, busting my butt taking care of everyone else but me, I am now very thankful for my awesome dub-stepping kid who has night terrors every now and then and my blue-collar husband, and my own beautiful depression. “Normal” people now tend to drive me crazy. Thanks for visiting my blog.
I think your family sounds perfect. 🙂 My son has Night terrors as well. Most of it is because of his Asthma, the other is product of being Autistic.
Thanks for your like on my post. The green ghost is really cute!
Thank you!
You are one crazy woman. And that’s a compliment. Hahaha. And you are breath of fresh air. Keep it up. By the way, thanks for dropping by and liking one of my posts. Cheers. 🙂
THANK YOU!!! LOL!!! This has got to be one of my fav comments.
I’ve taken your advise and st- perused your blog a bit. You are obviously not right, in the best possible way. Thanks for providing the laughter and thanks for stopping by The Brass Rag. Come back and see us soon, and let us know what you’re thinking. It’s bound to be entertaining at the very least. Meanwhile, happy writing.
HAHAHAAH!! ‘In the best possible way” You are kind. Keep reading, you may or may not still think that. lol.
Thanks for stopping past my blog. I have one thing to say about your blog…girl that shit cray. LOL
haha!
Funny guy. Great. I love it and thanks for stopping by my site
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Hi Catriona, thank you for dropping by my blog today, I really do appreciate it and also, thanks to you for keeping it real on your blog….wonderfully refreshing!! Clarabelle
lol 🙂
lol lol lol 🙂 🙂 🙂
hahah.
Thanks so much for liking my pics!
You are welcome! They are awesome!
My rats say thank you too!
Well they are most welcome!!
Hey thanks for the like on my blog, you have a great(interesting) blog here.
Thanks!
You give new meaning to the phrase “taste the rainbow”.
As a sidenote, I guess it’s obligatory to thank you for likes, and since I am genuinely thankful… Thanks for the likes!
I’m gonna hold off Skittles for a while, though.
Makes you wonder where skittles actually come from, now doesn’t it?
thanks for the like…lol-ing with your blog…and btw, I fart flowers…how ’bout you? 😉
Naw, I stick to the Rainbows and glitter. That’s hard enough on the rectum, if you know what I mean..
Hey, thanks for the like! Happy Holidays to you, and your dogs and cats. Cheers, dj
Thank you!! You too!
Holy moo cow! I love your about page and can’t wait to read more! 🙂
hmmmmmmm WordPress ate my comment! Let’s try this again, shall we?!
Holy Crap Batman! I love your name! I’m a wreck myself, tho I can’t say I’m lucky. (I do however have that glitter and rainbows thing, guess not many can say that, right? So maybe my butt is a lucky wreck!)
HAHAAAAAAA!!!! 😀
heh.
Thanks for liking our blog…back atcha…btw, liking our last post is a sign of your tender side..huh? It was kinda soft, romantic, and calm…wait, is this the right catrionaiscrazy blog??? If you need a medical specialist for your craziness and rear end problems, there is a good doctor group, a Psychiatrist and Proctologist practice…their practice is call “odds & ends”..(they used to be call “nuts & butts)
Well, I tend to think of my head-full-of-crazy & “rear end problem” as just a sign of how special I am, my mom always told me so. However, with a name like “Odds & Ends” and “Nutts & butts” WHO CAN TURN THAT DOWN?! I’m game!
Merci pour le fait d’ajouter!!! d–0.o–b
Vous êtes les bienvenus! 🙂
Hello greeny thinga-ma-bob 🙂 love ur sense of humor! <3 Thanks for stopping by and liking one of my posts, greatly appreciated 🙂
Hiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!
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You had me at Batshit
Hah! I love to hear that!
Thanks for liking my post. It’s funny how women like you call yourself crazy. Guys like me just think we know everything. With every passing day I’m becoming more certain that it is just a matter of perspective.
I love my perspective. HAhahahahHHAHAHAHah!!
Thanks for liking my post. I like yours, too. It’s nice to know I’m not the only crazy out there.
We gotta stick together! hahaha
Nice reading about you
Thanks for visiting my blog. Be in touch. Browse through the category sections, I feel you may find something of your interest.
Everything interests me…so Maybe!
thank you dear
Bat shit crazy eh? As for penis socks, I knit one for my biker brother, no reply. Kids these days, no manners. 🙂 Thanks for dropping by and liking “Honey.”
Yeah, a little bit. Ahahah
Thank you for viewing my blog “Free Outer Space Greeting Cards”
http://www.spacenoodles.com
Hank
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Thanks for the honor of “Readers Appreciation” award.. Coming from someone who can make anyone laugh is surely something great..! Your about page made me laugh out loud.. ! You are funny..!
You are welcome, and thanks! 🙂
Dear Catriona,
Love writing for a nut!
Thanks for visiting and following my blog.
Best,
Ana
http://www.thedrugstorenotebook.com
Hi! I nominated you for the Wonderful Team Membership Award. Please get the badge at http://wp.me/p32YrK-nZ and get more info. Thanks for the visit. Have a nice day. 😀
Aww Thank you!
thank you for the visit =^_^= have a good day!
I’ll raise you a cat and toss in a corn snake and some neon tetras. Thanks for checking out my corner of cyberspace.
I love corn snakes! So, yeah deal.
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I have nominated you for a Liebster Award! http://singingunderwater.wordpress.com/2013/07/17/a-liebster-award-why-thank-you/
Aww thank you! I’m honored! But reading up on the award – I cannot accept it. It says its for bloggers who have fewer than 200 follower. I have more than 200. But I’m grateful you thought of me. 🙂
I know but it was so very hard to find blogs I read that have less than 200 followers! You can accept the honorary award!
You have been nominated for TWO awards: The Loyal Reader Award & Wonderful Team Membership Award. Get your badges and info here: http://wp.me/3EVe2
Thanks for reading!
Awww wow! Thank you.
No problem, I look forward to viewing more of your posts!
Thanks for the like! I love your blog; it’s hilarious! <3
Thank you! I love your name;”Lipstick Terrorist” Bahahahahahah!!!
hey Catriona! Thanks for the follow. Wanted to let you know my first book is doing a blog tour. I only mention it because we’re doing a rafflecopter giveaway, and you were the first person I thought of when the term “book thong” came up. Not that I have any idea what kind of apparel you prefer, but I thought you would appreciate the nomenclature. lol http://tinyurl.com/pcxxqpx Just in case you’re interested.
Keep up the good work and come back and visit the Brass Rag anytime. We love hearing from you.
HAHAHAHA!! Aww Thank you for thinking of me! I’ll most def check it out!
Hi Catronia, thanks for liking my blogpost. You really are crazy, I’ve had an STD and it was no fun at all. Maybe you’ll fare better, let me know how it turns out. I guess you’ll take it and like it!
Did you click on the links? The STDs are ADORABLE. ahahahahahahah
I’d wanted to just thank you for liking my short humour piece about the recycling bin.
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Embrace your craziness with pride. My craziness helpe me get out of driving the seniors to Wal-Mart.
HAHAHAHAH!
Oh I do more than embrace it. .
Kelp will enjoy stalking you.
Well I will enjoy being stalked by Kelp. I think. Yeah, totally.
LMAO, your life is great, and it seems you earned it and deserve it great for you. Take care, Bill. BTW thanks for stopping by my blog and liking one of my posts, maybe in the future you will find another you like.
Maybe. I am a stalker like that. 🙂
As soon as I saw “This week needs a gut punch,” I thought to myself, “I can tell I’m going to like her.”
Thanks for visiting my blog, and verbalizing my week so succinctly. Oh, and about the penis socks… That’s what I call my old tube socks *he says, chortling to himself and knowing he really means that he has a small weiner*
Yeah, it seems this week is treating everyone rather poorly.
and…HAHAHAHAHHAHAHhahahahah Penis socks, oh, penis socks.
nice to be back in touch! thanks for liking my most recent post.
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hi, thanks for likin’ my post caturday of cuteness. i thought, and have been told, i am crazy. but i think you are the winner. 🙂 does it hurt when you shit rainbows and glitter?
Nah, I’ve been doing it for so long – I’m a bit numb down there. hahahahahahaah
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Catrion, Thank you for stopping by again, and liking yet another of my posts, maybe you are in fact becoming the stalker you said in your remarlk. If so then I now have 2 stalkers, cool for me. Again thanks for likeing my current post. I continue to wish you much success. Take care, Bill
You better watch out. I’ve got this stalkin’ thing down.
I apparently have found my long lost twisted sister. I am following you to the ends of the earth. So hard to read when my eyes are so scrinched up from laughing.
HOLY CRAP BATMAN, I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT.
I def am on my way to the ends of the Earth, I’m glad to now have a companion.
(hahah scrinched, what a lovely word.)
This is gonna be fun! Thanks for stopping by my stuff and leaving your “likes”. Can’t wait to laugh some more. I read your comments at 5 this morning. Silly quiet laughing in the bathroom so as not to wake up the house is a great way to start the day.
You are fucking hysterical. Seriously. I don’t know how many times I was told to stop laughing so hard. Then I showed a couple of my lovely co-workers why I was laughing so hard, in which they instantly started laughing hysterically too. I know, well played on my part. 🙂 I just have to say I really do enjoy your blog – keep ’em coming!!!
That’s right, SPREAD MY BLOG LIKE THE DISEASE IT IS! MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Thank you! <3
Every chance I get!!!! 🙂
Yeah Baby! WHOOOOO!
I wish some of my friends were batshit crazy. Oh, and years ago the New England journal had a place at the back where people advertized things for sale. For a couple of months there was an ad for a knitting pattern for a “sock” with a picture of one. It took the mag awhile to figure out why anyone would knit one sock.
Holy Crap Batman, I need to see that add! HAHHAHAHA!
I know some of my friends wish I *wasn’t* batshit crazy…soooo….lol
Many thanks for the follow. I hope you will visit again soon and often! Namaste. . . .
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I’m here because you started it. (“It” being liking one of my posts.) Yours is the first wordpress blog I’ve followed, so feel special. (Well, based on your posts, you’re likely already used to feeling that way. But that’s exactly what made me follow you.) Just wanted to stroke your ego a bit, and say hey, I likes yer blog writings. Have a well-caffeinated day, fellow crazy person. 🙂
I’m good at starting things, so no one would be surprised there.
I DO FEEL SPECIAL! Thank you!
awwwww I hope you have a well-caffeinated day as well!!