omg, OMG, O.M.G You will never guess what I stumbled upon, OMG!!!!!!
I was looking for a Pick Punch, and do you know what I found? DO YOU?! I.JUST.CANNOT.EXPLAIN.HOW.EXCITED.I.AM.
and a testicle, and an ovary, and a Mammary gland! I NEED TO HAVE THEM ALL!
I’m almost, almost as excited as when I discovered STDs! ALMOST.
HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THESES! WHAT THE HELL!? I NEED A TESTICLE! I need a testicle to go with alllll the STDs I will one day have!
GIVE ME A PROSTATE!
I’m off to buy a prostate.
*Edit – And the award for best sentence spoken this month goes to my best friend, who after reading this post said:
“That reminds me i have dropped the ball on giving you an std.”