Free Porn is having a hard time loading my page.

Um. What the hell did I just write?

 

free pornFree Porn is having a hard time loading my page.

I’m sorry Free Porn. I’m not sure why you, of all people, are having an issue loading my page. I hope you really did check back later. I also hope you aren’t having any more loading issues.

We’re still pals tho, right?

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HELLO PEOPLE! How are all you loopy fuckers?!

It’s been crazy at my house. Been workin’ an junk. That and, you know, screwing off. Hhahah. Nothing really exciting, just working a lot and screwing off. Shit. I think I just said that… Maybe no one will notice? Ahahaha! I’m suffering a bit from sleep deprivation. It’s alright tho cuzz sleep deprivation can be hilarious. Completely amusing at times. Well, maybe it’s only amusing because I’m sleep deprived? Sleep deprivation can be useful.  Shit. How many times have I said ‘sleep deprivation’……?….I’m sure no one will notice. There is one thing for sure – there isn’t anything more funny at 2:30 in the morning.. than Pussycorns. Ohhh yeah, you read that correctly. Be glad I don’t have your phone numbers people, because when I get crazy tired – I do things like harass my friends with horrid FB stickers. .

The blue is me…..

Onetwo

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Yeah, people. Be glad your aren’t on my contact list. That was the night I realized FB had horrible stickers. This is only part of the convo…I think I went on and on….hahaha. I was so tried and so amused with my friend’s responses that I think I might have pulled something laughing.

Seriously. Pulled. Something. Laughing.

Friggen Pussycorns.

Gosh, I have such ridiculous crap in my phone. I just went looking for something and ..instead found…

 THIS.

WHAT. THE. HELL?

and REALLY – I have no idea why this is in my phone…..Sleep deprivations, I tell ya…..

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Horrifying.

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Now, this one I do remember.

You’re welcome.

batman

Hahahahah! Did you miss me? LMAO. You know you did.

I need to go lay down, and try to refrain from spamming my friends with terrifying FB stickers. .

Catriona

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16 thoughts on “Free Porn is having a hard time loading my page.

  1. CJ says:

    I did. I did miss your crazy azzzz catreeeeeooooonaaaa. Now. Go. To. Bed.

  2. Phil Taylor says:

    I guess I dodged a bullet not being on your FB contact list. It’s been weeks since your last post. I’m going to need a few more before I forgive you.

  3. Haji says:

    I get spam messages like this on my page too. Always makes me laugh. :)

  4. omg. hysterical. have a great year ahead. cheers

  5. Kev says:

    Whatever you wrote, sounds like freeporn has an hard on for ya. ;)

  6. Xavier Yes says:

    I’ve taken to responding to those spam comments in the style of an advice column. You know, use them as a renewable resource.

    Also, those cats are the most unfairly cute things I’ve ever seen on the internet.

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