Son - “Mom, mom. There’s beeping in my room.”
Coffee Fiend – “What?”
Son - “Beeping. THERE’S BEEPING.”
Coffee Fiend – “Beeping?”
Son - “BEEPING. I. can’t. sleep. with. the. annoying. BEEPING.”
Coffee Fiend - “Ok, ok. Let’s go.”
Son - “THE BEEPING.”
Coffee Fiend - “Yes, yes lets go find it.”
Son – “Kill it.”
Coffee Fiend – “Not a problem dear. I generally kill things that wake me at 4:30am, anyway.”
Son – *Giggles*
So, I stumbled out of bed and out of my room to find the beeping. It was my office. My friggen office was beeping at 4:30am. My battery backup was having a friggen seizure. Sigh.
I killed the beeper, my child cheered, and I stumbled back to my room…only to come horrifyingly close to stepping in the largest pile of dog puke I’ve ever seen. (You know you wanted to know that last part.)
Beeping and dog puke. That’s all I got people.
Oh. OH, OH. No, No no no! I have something else. Something exciting:
I have COLORED googly eyes!! oooooooooooyea