(“I think a Tranquilizer is in order.” – Grams, about an hour ago.)
I am not dead! Here I am! ( I think?)
Thank you to those who have checked up on me! I am alright. There’s been a whole hell of a lot going on….
Quick recap, shall we?
- I’ve moved out, and am all moved into the town house.
- Ex was partying, frequenting online dating sites, and ignoring my son..but trying to “Date me”.
- I squashed that, and put my foot down about my son. Ex was told there would be no coming and going. My son is not something that can be picked up, and put down whenever convenient. Ex then declared more effort would be made (that was in November). Ex and I made a plan on visitation and how to best support my son through all of this.
- Ex has disregarded the plan and has ACTUALLY said the words “I am choosing me, I am choosing to be selfish.”
- On more than one occasion the Ex has chosen to drink over spending PLANNED time with my son.
- I Officially filed for Divorce, I will be done with that in a few months.
- Ex is still partying, and has time for friends but not my son, and has not initiated contact in over a month, and prior to that it was only made if I initiated it.
- My son has been good in school EVERY DAY for 3 weeks IN A ROW. IN.A.ROW. That is unheard of. So proud of that kid. He’s come so far, and is trying so hard <3
- My beloved laptop died. I just got him back. Yes, HIM. STFU, don’t judge.
- I got the MOST FANTASTIC E-CARD from one of my followers, Like WHOA. BAHAHAHA
- Some days, I just feel like this:
- But, otherwise I’m doing WAYYYYYYY better than I was. :)
- there are no more of THESE days:
- I may actually be a rabid cup cake.
- I have had to use the sentences “Contrary to what it looks like, those marks are not from suction, but from friction. Sorta like an Indian burn. I very sexy Indian burn.” at least once in the last month.
- I’ve named my Job “Chad”.
- I’ve seen wayyyyyyy too many “Ankle Pant” action.
- I have learned that flannel thongs paired with shear pantyhose is a suitable pant substitute. (Have you seen my twitter, you would know this.)
Have I already used this photo? Yeah, I’ve already used it. But, I feel like it’s relevant.
- My son IS Batman.
- My best friend has moved in with me to save me from myself, and eat all of my ice cream. (He’s actually ranting about chocolate at the moment. Hysterical.)
- My Gram has actually been heard saying “No, you have to compare the crotches.” and “We are headed for your pants!” I now have proof she is to blame for my behavior, and sentence choices.
- I have 2 STD’s and a Bookworm in my house at the moment . MUAHAHAHAHHA
- Also, while going through my Gram’s computer, I found this:
- I have not joined any cults.
I think that’s about it. I’m sure I have missed something. Lol. But, now that we all up to speed, HOW ARE ALL OF YOU!!???